#31 - Three Men and a Baby

April 17, 2018

Do you find three grown men trying to take care of a baby to be hilarious? Well, everyone in the 80's certainly did. This was the number 1 movie for all of 1987(!?!?) and a massive hit. But does it hold up? Do you like the sound of a crying baby? Where is Ted Danson for over an hour of this movie? Would three successful millionaires REALLY choose to be roommates? Remember answering machines with cassette tapes? What we DO know is that boys will be boys (bad boys, bad boys). Enjoy!

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#30 - Over The Top

April 3, 2018

In 1987, Sylvester Stallone could do whatever he wanted, so uhhhh...he made an arm wrestling/truck driving movie. Why not?? Toll and Alex loved it as kids, but does it hold up? Is there really an underground trucker arm wrestling circuit? Is the main character's name Lincoln Hawk or Lincoln Hawks? Is Robert Loggia really the villain here? How does one go about installing a weight lifting machine inside of a semi truck? So many questions! This podcast wont meet you halfway...you have to take it over the top!!!

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#29 - Weekend at Bernie’s

March 20, 2018

Everyone has seen or heard of this classic movie from 1989 about two idiots desecrating a corpse. the 80's were weird! But does it hold up? Toll and Alex go in depth on the movie, decide to start a new band, and do lots of unnecessary impressions. Can a dead body be worked like a puppet? When does rigor mortis set in? What ever happened to Jonathan Silverman? Listen and find out!

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#28 - Point Break

February 20, 2018

Remember the surfing/extreme sports/bank heist/love story that is Point Blank? We loved it as kids, but does it hold up? Keanu Reeves can barely act, and Patrick Swayze is a national treasure, but don't forget - this also stars pre-brain injury Gary Busey! Toll and Alex break this movie down, and also spend a lot of time covering other topics like the worst movie theaters in town. Are their childhoods ruined? Listen and find out!

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#27 - Crocodile Dundee

February 6, 2018

Everyone got all hyped up for a new Crocodile Dundee movie starring Danny McBride and Thor, but it turns out it isn't happening. But what about the original? Toll and Alex loved it as kids, but does it hold up? This was the #2 movie at the box office in 1986, so it must be great, right? Right? Crikey!! Crocs! Kangaroos! A weird love triangle! Should this movie get another sequel, or does it ruin our childhood? Listen and find out, mate!!

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#26 - Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

January 23, 2018

Party on, dudes!! Excellent! Another time traveling movie from the 80's! Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is considered a classic, but should it be? Toll and Alex go back and forth about it, and also take a deep dive into 80's tv soundtracks, among other things. Wyld Stallyns! Bad acting! George Carlin! Plot holes like you wouldn't believe! This podcast tackles it all and is most triumphant! Catch ya later, dudes!

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#25 - 2017: The Year In Ruining Review

January 9, 2018

We've been doing this podcast for a year!  We actually stuck to something! Hooray for us, and hooray for you for listening!  Before we dive into another questionable movie from our past, we take this episode to reflect on all the movies we watched and discussed for your enjoment over the past year.  What were our favorites? What movies really ruined our childhood? Listen now! Nobody does it better!

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#24 - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

December 21, 2017

 It's a bonus holiday episode!  Toll and Alex were live and raising money for a dog in need. They cover the 1964 Christmas classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. The guys wanted to go in depth about the insane lessons taught, the cool claymation, and the great music, but about 20 minutes in they were hit with an avalanche of shots from the audience, and well...just listen for yoursleves. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

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#23 - Santa Claus: The Movie

December 12, 2017

A big budget movie from 1985 all about Santa Claus!  Alex loved this movie as a kid, Toll really doesn't remember it. 50 year old Dudley Moore plays an elf. The Big Lebowski is Santa, and John Lithgow is the villain. Makes sense, right? Animatronic reindeer, annoying child actors, and A LOT of ex-jockeys all help tell the origin story of Santa Claus (he's basically a slave to the elves. It's fine). Is this a Christmas classic, or is our childhood ruined? 

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#22 - Home Alone

November 28, 2017

The holiday classic!  This movie is constantly on television this time of year, but are you really watching it? Does it hold up? Remember when the world coudn't get enough of Macaulay Culkin? He was Michael Jacksons BFF!  Weird! Toll and Alex sing SEVERAL Christmas carols and crack the case of what's really going on with this movie (Kevin McAlister is a sociopath who is pleased that he murdered his entire family with his mind).  There's a lot more going on here than you realize. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

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#21 - Willow

November 14, 2017

Hey, remember that sword and magic movie by George Lucas and Ron Howard? Most people do not!  Before there were Hobbits and Game of Thrones, there was Willow.  This movie has scary monsters, Val Kilmer, magic, and a boatload of little people.  Does it hold up?

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#20 - Teen Wolf

October 31, 2017

Happy Halloween! We watched a werewolf movie! Or was it a basketball movie? An 80's party movie? This movie is a lot of things, but is it good? We loved it as kids, but does a movie full of middle-aged high-schoolers hold up? Why doesn't anyone seem to care that a kid has become a dog boy with super powers? Why were brunettes so universally despised in the 80's? How many tomahawk dunks are too many? WHO IS JAY TARSES? so many questions! Geez Louise!!

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#19 - Live With The Nostalgic Front at Beast Village!

October 17, 2017

Two of Alex and Toll's best friends - Patrick Hastie and Brandon Ream - have an amazing podcast called The Nostalgic Front. All of four of us recorded a live mashup podcast where we cover numerous topics from our childhood including growing up in Iowa, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, She-Ra, Mr. T, Des Moines, Top Gun, Gremlins, The Monster Squad, The Brass Armadillo, Merle Hay Mall, TV Commercials and Local Jingles! We had a ton of fun! Recorded live at the Beast Village Comedy Festival! This episode is an INSTANT CLASSIC! Listen now and then go subscribe to The Nostalgic Front NOW!

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#18 - Bram Stoker’s Dracula

October 17, 2017

Another Dracula movie!  Is this the best one? I guess that depends on how you feel about Oldman Dracula, Super Pimp Dracula, Bat Dracula, Dog Dracula, Fog Dracula...he takes a lot of forms in this movie. All of which are very horny.  We loved it as kids, but does it hold up? Is Francis Ford Copolla one of the greatest directors of all time? Is this a horror movie? A love story? A movie with WAY too many miniature models?  Can Keanu Reeves act his way out of a wet paper bag? So many spooky questions! Listen now!  Toll and Alex have your answers....

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#17 - The Monster Squad

October 3, 2017

We LOVED The Monster Squad as kids!  The Universal monsters are back!  This is way before Stranger Things, but definitely after Goonies.  Stan Winston created great monsters, but do they hold up? How do you feel about kids that are REALLY acting hard?  Does Wolfman (played by Uncle Rico) have nards? Why does Dracula obsessed with using dynamite?  Why did they only spend $1.30 on the flying bat special effects?  There's a lot to get into, but is our childhood ruined??

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#16 - Road House

September 19, 2017

We've all seen Road House because it is perpetually on tv, but have you really watched it?? There's a big difference between a bouncer and a cooler, and Patrick Swayze has risen up the ranks(?) to become the BEST cooler out there. Do you like bar fights? Monster trucks? Sam Elliot's pubes? Let's take a deep dive because pain don't hurt!

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#15 - The Fly

August 22, 2017

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure, but how is he in The Fly? Does he contractually have to have his shirt off for the majority of his films?  He doesn't wear one much in this movie, but he does have a couple of baboons, a super computer, and an unstoppable arm wrestling game.  We watched 1986's The Fly, but does it hold up? Can Toll and Alex escape the Jeff Goldblum Vortex that they accidentally created during the podcast? Listen and find out!

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#14 - Demolition Man: Part II

August 1, 2017

Toll and Alex didn't make it very far into the actual movie at the live podcast, so they are back to finish what they started!  Is Sandra Bullock John Spartan's daughter?  What's up with those seashells? Rat burgers, Jesse the Body Ventura, Sting's terrible theme song, Taco Bell....there was plenty of stuff in the movie to discuss, but that didn't stop Toll and Alex from veering off into LOTS of other topics. But is their childhood ruined??

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#13 - Demolition Man: Live

July 18, 2017

Toll and Alex hit the stage in front of a live audience to discuss the 1993 classic Demolition Man. Stallone! Snipes! Sandra Bullock! Uhhh...Rob Schnieder? Dennis Leary? Jesse Ventura? Otho from Beetlejuice? It's a stacked cast! This movie has it all: time travel, explosions, magic sea shells...what else do you want? Oh, and Toll and Alex attempt to discuss it all in front of a live audience who continually bought them shots.  Are their livers ruined? Maybe. Are their childhoods ruined? You'll have to listen to find out...

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#12 - Under Siege

July 11, 2017

Steven Seagal was, for reasons we still don't totally understand, an action movie star.  And Under Siege was his biggest hit. Does it hold up? It has Tommy Lee Jones AND a pre-brain injury Gary Busey!  It has BOOBS! Alex is certain he could fight and defeat Steven Seagal right now.  Toll isn't so sure.  Does action star/blues guitarist/martial arts "master"/Louisiana sheriff's deputy Steven Seagal have a southern accent, or not? Do Toll and Alex work on new impressions? Oh yes...

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